101 ways to kill your time

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a warm welcome to all the people looking to kill your time away,i promise i won’t let you down.i would like to share my 101 ways of doing time-pass which i have discovered in the last month or so.well,without wasting your time in introduction,i now jump straight into the great 101 ways.[now,isn’t it a contradiction,after all you are going through this post to kill your time 😛 )

1) well,the first way to kill your time is ….,yes you’re really smart,the first way to kill your time is to read my blogs like this one.

2)Get a project from faculty and work upon the project idea with complete dedication,day in and night out.Finally when you are done,repeat the process.(well that’s not my way,it’s our Abhishek Anand’s way)

3)Ask others about the PC games they have played,if you hear of a game not played yet,start playing it and after completing it,give reviews about the games to others.(that’s what i have been doing currently)

4)Install Linux on your PC,then you feel that the Linux is not helping you in killing your time,so you delete the partition of Linux but you notice that now your previous OS(vista) is not working properly, so you install windows XP on the PC but still the vista is not working,so you do a recovery of vista and then you are done,finally.But you notice that after all these activities,your OS has become quicker than you wanted.But as an optimist think of the time you have killed in the process.You can repeat the process if you are my dear friend Bhaskar.

5)Start playing lawn tennis around 2-3 hours on a daily basis and start sleeping 10 hours as a result of the tiredness,this is the best option i am currently using to kill my time.

6)Start writing posts like this one to kill your time.

7)Take part in the coding competitions going around in the world and start thinking in terms of arrays and strings.

8)Start exploring the applications present in social networking sites like orkut and facebook. Some of the applications are really weird. you find out what colour you are or find out who is your hottest friend or start biting your friends and make them vampires(thou sucketh:courtesy Gautam Sewani).

9)Watching the clock tick away each moment.this one is the least possible way to kill your time.

10)Like me,keep thinking of other 91 ways to kill your time.

i hope that i didn’t disappoint you.i hope succeeded in killing your time to some extent.:-D

PS:your suggestions are most welcome to help me complete the list.

9 Replies to “101 ways to kill your time”

  1. 102nd way to kill time – Use a copyrighted phrase (“thou sucketh”) in your blog without due permission and spend a lot of time getting your ass sued…

  2. i also hope so.
    hopefully next time i will write “101 ways to make use of time”.
    someone has rightly said “we,humans always cling onto the ray of hope,irrespective of the probability.”

  3. i usually look up the clock and after every second it ticks i feel bad that my lifespan has decreased by a second

  4. A philosopher has said “Life is full of misery.”So,from an optimist view(subscribing to this philosopher’s view),watching clock tick away every second should make him happy as a moment of misery has just passed away.

  5. Yeah, here’s another one…typing useless comments for a blog, after thinking for an hour abt whether or not I should leave one.

  6. i misunderstood the meaning of pun.someone made my realise my mistake,that’s why there is no more pun intended these days.

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