Is your name …?

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Guy: Is your name Neha?
Girl: Bad luck dude, i am married.
Guy: Oh! my bad.

Guy: Is your name Soumya?
Girl: why?
Guy: It was written on this handkerchief i found lying in the street which i think you might have dropped by mistake.
Girl: Oh! thanks, that’s the scarf for my pet bitch ‘Soumya’.
Guy: Oh! (Bitch).

Guy: Is your name Rashmi?
Girl: Get a life, loser, !@#$
Guy: sorry, meri maa


Guy: Is your name Joy?
Girl: ya, but don’t start flirting with me.
Guy: why?
Girl: I am already seeing someone of same sex.
Guy: What you are already having sex with someone?
Girl: What the fuck! I am a lesbo, you dumbo. Get lost, you asshole.
Guy: Oh! my bad.

Guy: Is your name Poorna?
Girl: yes. how did you know?
Guy: I was feeling incomplete until i met you a few moments ago.
Girl: (smiles)Oh! Do you see that muscular guy over there? (Guy nods). That’s my other half. Wanna meet him ?
Guy: No, thanks. My bad!

Guy: Is your name Neha?
Girl: (giggles) You are so damn funny. (starts laughing now)
Guy: What the hell! I have never been funny, neither in this life, nor in my past seven lives.
Girl: (laughing out loud now)
Guy: What the hell!

The ending
Guy: Is your name Suman?
Suman: Yes. But why are you trying to flirt with me, i am a guy.
Guy: No problem dude, i am gay (*winks*)

The Indian style ending

Guy: Is your name Sapna?
Girl: yes. how did you know?
Guy: I saw you in my dream last night (*winks*)
(Girl smiles and they go out on a date in a hypothetical world where All ends well. (*winks*))

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