Dad: Son, I wish to give you an advice regarding Love.
Son: Umm… okay?
Dad: If you love someone really, even if she belongs to different religion, you shouldn’t hesitate to bring your proposal regarding her to me. I wasn’t brave enough to face my folks due to the fear of attracting their wrath over this sensitive inter-religion marriage issue.
Son: Hmm… Does Mom knows about this?
Son: Shall I tell Mom about this?
Son: Will you increase my daily allowances?
Dad: Oh.. I meant yes, of course. How much?
Son: 50% increase.
Dad: Shit! What the f..!
Son: Dad, you shouldn’t abuse before your children. It would set a wrong impression on their young, impressionable minds.
(PS: Advice to parents: Sometimes, it’s advisable not to act too friendly with your kids.)